November 27th, 2007

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Dr. J. Robert Cade (1927-2007)

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DR. J. ROBERT CADE!

Famous for: Inventing Gatorade. As a kidney researcher at the University of Florida, he produced the first batch of the now famous sport drink for the Gators after his research showed how players would sweat away sodium and chloride and lost plasma volume and blood volume after a three-hours-long game. His sport drink now sells worldwide and comes in more than 30 flavors (such as the delicious EXTREME Tapioca)
Cause of Death: Kidney failure, because God has a sense of humor.
Age: 80
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Casey Calvert (1981-2007)

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CASEY HALVERT!

Famous For: Playing guitar in the emo/post-hardcore/screamo/whateveryouwannacallit band Hawthorne Heights, which is currently in the middle of several legal issues.
Cause of Death: Unknown at the time. The band has claimed there was no drugs or foul-play involved. Tony Victory and Ne-Yo were not available for comments.
Age: 26
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Kevin DuBrow (1955-2007)

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KEVIN DUBROW!

Famous for: Singing for 80's metal band Quiet Riot during their heyday. You may or may not know them for their hit cover of Slade's song "Cum on Feel The Noize" (and yes, i do feel dirty after just typing that). According to his Wiki, "Dubrow was known for his on-stage charisma, gravelly bluesy voice, and suspenders."
Cause of Death: Unknown at this time. He was apparently suffering from some metal health issues.
Age:52