Steve Jobs (1955-2009)

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Sadly, this is no longer true.

Steve Jobs

Famous for:
  • Co-founding Apple Computer Inc.
  • Being smart, stylish, and square
  • Taking initiative to use his body as a promotion for Apple's thin products
Cause of death:
  • Pancreatic tumor caused pancreas to shrink once again for the 5th generation.
Age:
  • 54
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Bob May (1939 - 2009)

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ROBERT "BOB" MAY!
(Picture on the top, left)

Famous for: Actor, stage performer, stuntman, director and public speaker, appearing in several films including The Nutty Professor (not the Eddie Murphy remake, the other one). May's most notable role was that of The Robot in the 1960's show "Lost in Space", a Model B-9, Class M-3 General Utility Non-Theorizing Environmental Control Robot with superhuman strength and futuristic weaponry (never trust a robot, kids, they could turn on you any time!). The Robot's voice was actually done by the show's announcer Dick Tufeld.
Cause of death: Congestive heart failure, Will Robinson!
Age: 69
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John Costelloe (1961 - 2008)

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JOHN COSTELLOE!

Famous For: Former New York City firefighter who went on to become an actor for the HBO series "The Sopranos". He portrayed a gay character by the name of Jim "Johnny Cakes" Witowski who was the lover of Vito Spatafore. He also has had minor appearances in some other movies and TV shows.
Cause of Death: He tried to have his Johnnycake and eat it too. Also, self-inflicted shotgun shot in apparent suicide.
Age: 47
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Jerry Finn (1970-2008)

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(If anyone can find a good picture of him, please post it. All i got was an unhealthy amount of Morrissey images)

JERRY FINN!

Famous For: Producing, mixing and engineering several albums since the mid-90's for lots of bands, including (but not limited to) Green Day's Dookie and Insomniac, Jawbreaker's Dear You, Alkaline Trio's Good Mourning and From Here To Infirmary, Rancid's ...And Out Come The Wolves and Life Won't Wait, plus a handful of releases by Blink-182, Morrisey, The Vandal and AFI. To see a full list go here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Finn

Cause of Death: He suffered a severe brain hemorrhage back in July, he was in a coma and on life support. He was taken off life support yesterday.

I guess life wouldn't wait for him, he was taken from here to infirmary and he will now be making music from regions beyond.

Age: 38
worry?, What, me
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Randy Pausch (1960-2008)

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Randy Pausch
Famous for: Giving a really inspiring lecture, and later writing a really popular book, about how he was totally going to die real soon and how sucky that was, but also how rad life is.
Cause of death: Foreshadowing Pancreatic cancer
Age: 47
stressed

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GEORGE CARLIN!

FAMOUS FOR: One of the most famous and prolific stand-up comedians of all time. His comedy (for which he has won numerous awards, including four Grammys) has lent him controversy and notoriety the world over, and is probably most famous for appealing indecency charges all the way to Congress for his "Seven Words You Can't Say" bit. He has also acted in a number of movies.

CAUSE OF DEATH: Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucking motherfucking heart failure.

AGE: 71
stressed

Harvey Korman (1927-2008)

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HARVEY KORMAN

FAMOUS FOR: He won some Emmys from his preformances on The Carol Burnett Show, and was featured in three of Mel Brooks' best films (History of the World Part I, High Anxiety, and, one of my favorite movies ever made, Blazing Saddles). Oh, and he did the voice of Mr. Mxyzptlk the Great Gazoo on The Flintstones, which I didn't even realize until now. Damn.

CAUSE OF DEATH: Complications from the rupture of an abdominal aortic aneurysm. Which the doctors most likely couldn't have helped even if they hadn't been, ahem, dum dums.

AGE: 81

For Whom the Belle Tolls: Eight Belles (2005-2008)

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EIGHT BELLES!

Famous for: She was the only filly in this year's Kentucky Derby, and the first to run in 8 years. Hillary Clinton made the news for backing her. She made a valiant effort, but finished in second place, losing to Big Brown. Is this foreshadowing?

Cause of death: Fractured both front ankles after completing the race, and euthanized on the track.

Age: 3.

DAMNED DIRTY DEATH!

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CHARLTON HESTON!

Famous for: He parted the Red Sea in The Ten Commandments, then battled some damned dirty apes in Planet of the Apes. Also, there's a rumor floating around that he likes firearms.
Cause of death: Undisclosed.
Age: 84.
stressed

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OLA BRUNKERT

FAMOUS FOR: Playing drums in the Swedish pop sensation ABBA

CAUSE OF DEATH: Fell through a sliding glass door and cut his neck. Mamma mia that is gross.

AGE: 62