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Gary Gygax (1938 - 2008)

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GARY GYGAX!

Famous for: Turning millions of otherwise "just kinda odd" kids into complete social pariahs by inventing Dungeons & Dragons, as well as being a member of the Vice Presidential Action Rangers.
Cause of death: Failed his saving throw versus heart attacks.
Age: 69. The only aspect of his life that will make cool kids chuckle.

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atomier
Mar. 4th, 2008 09:25 pm (UTC)
Is it terrible that I giggled too?

quietgladness
Mar. 4th, 2008 09:46 pm (UTC)
Also famous for being a guitar you only use at live shows.
poptartyeti
Mar. 4th, 2008 11:06 pm (UTC)
remember kids, God always rolls 20's
volus
Mar. 4th, 2008 11:54 pm (UTC)
Well, he does if his divine rank is at least 1.
lover_youshould
Mar. 5th, 2008 12:00 am (UTC)
me: ...in other news, Gary Gygax died of multiple heart attacks!
my dad: He must have been playing multiple characters.

Ba-dum-dum.
crazedninja
Mar. 5th, 2008 12:20 am (UTC)
You forgot this one!

"Roll to see if you have a heart attack."
"I rolled a 1."
"Oh shit, you have a BUNCH of heart attacks!"
frick566
Mar. 5th, 2008 12:27 am (UTC)
looks like he died from blowers cramp
willamop
Mar. 5th, 2008 01:30 am (UTC)
this is the worst celebrity death of the year.

this overshadow's heath ledger by leaps and bounds.
evin
Mar. 5th, 2008 01:51 am (UTC)
Amen, brother.
_seven
Mar. 5th, 2008 02:58 am (UTC)
LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTING BOLT!

SLEEP!
yerpamphleteer
Mar. 5th, 2008 03:54 am (UTC)
It's

*rolls dice*

Nice to meet you, Death!
nhazghaal
Mar. 5th, 2008 08:25 am (UTC)
Today is a sad day indeed :[
bigangry
Mar. 5th, 2008 09:40 am (UTC)
Let us observe 1d4 moments of silence.
ww_sketcher
Mar. 5th, 2008 11:35 am (UTC)
He'd dead? Did he leave any good items?
elkippy
Mar. 5th, 2008 12:35 pm (UTC)
penny arcade's comment has been the best so far i think:
"rolling in his grave"
killing_kittens
Mar. 5th, 2008 02:24 pm (UTC)
Fortune smiles upon thee. Thou hast found a corpse.
kingmiyamoto
Mar. 5th, 2008 09:18 pm (UTC)
I TOLD you we needed a cleric in the party!
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