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CHRISTOPHER WALKEN

Famous for: Starring in such movies as Annie Hall, The Deer Hunter, Heaven's Gate, Dogs of War, and so many others. A great man. Also notice for his performance in the cowbell skit on Saturday Night Live, along side his role in "The Continental" sketch. He is popular in both real-life and the internet, spawning thousands of internet memes and real-life references.
Cause of death: Not enough cowbell Died in his sleep of unknown cause
Age: 63

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animate
Apr. 2nd, 2006 02:45 am (UTC)
Funny?
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rainofbastards
Apr. 2nd, 2006 04:07 am (UTC)
Mike Fireball, you have lost the thread.
candyispretty
Apr. 2nd, 2006 06:22 pm (UTC)
i hate you. you almost killed me.
evendeeper
Apr. 2nd, 2006 02:47 am (UTC)
oh bad april fools joke, you know you will give people heart attacks with this post!
heatherface
Apr. 2nd, 2006 02:48 am (UTC)
Again? Are you fucking kidding me? Knock it off, it wasn't funny the first time.
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heatherface
Apr. 2nd, 2006 04:05 am (UTC)
I repeat. It wasn't funny the first time. Isn't the point of an April Fool's Day joke to leave it up the whole day, anyway?
twitchywrote
Apr. 2nd, 2006 04:08 am (UTC)
Yeah, I'm not being a prude about it, but what's the point if everyone already knows the joke? Who's "fooled," in other words?
heatherface
Apr. 2nd, 2006 04:11 am (UTC)
I'm partly biased because I abhor April Fool's Day, I've never understood the point of pranks. It'd be a better joke if he said Frank the Goat died or something.
twitchywrote
Apr. 2nd, 2006 04:12 am (UTC)
Depending on your time zone, it's already over.
I guess there's some solace in that.
heatherface
Apr. 2nd, 2006 04:14 am (UTC)
Nah, I'm in California, it's only 8pm here.
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twitchywrote
Apr. 2nd, 2006 03:26 am (UTC)
I regard both this post and your comment here with complete ambivalence, if that makes you feel any better.
rockmyargylesoc
Apr. 2nd, 2006 03:43 am (UTC)
i can't believe i fell for this when it was first posted in the wee hours of the morning....thats i think it was a good april fools b/c you started it so early in the morning people aren't expecting that sort of thing that early.
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chenry
Apr. 2nd, 2006 05:33 pm (UTC)
i put kool-aid powder in the shower head, it works just as good.

and the cottage-cheese deoderaint. that's a good one.
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chenry
Apr. 2nd, 2006 07:04 pm (UTC)
try the cottage-cheese deoderaint some time. it only works if someone uses the standard white-stick.

you chop off a decent chuck of the stick, and replace it with cottage cheese.
takes some work to get it sculpted to look like deoderaint, but it's HILARIOUS.

dude gets cheese in the pits.
rocketjockey
Apr. 2nd, 2006 04:25 am (UTC)
this is what happens when u got a joke that is taken, put in the fridge.. then microwaved again.... just like microwaved left overs... they usually dont taste as good as the first time....
rocketjockey
Apr. 2nd, 2006 04:26 am (UTC)
and if he was dead my post would have been....
cause of death: venerial disease contracted from fucking reindeer!
(if you dont get that one you are not a christopher walken fan...)
_your_ride_home
Apr. 2nd, 2006 05:10 am (UTC)
i got really upset until i saw the comments and realized it was a joke.
not cool.
not cool.
nermface
Apr. 2nd, 2006 05:15 am (UTC)
Well, I'll just say I definitely fell for this, haha. I im'd like five of my friends until I read some of the comments... And then everyone got pissed at me. Heeeeeeeeee.
rockinkitten
Apr. 2nd, 2006 04:56 pm (UTC)
yah me too!
mobdick
Apr. 2nd, 2006 05:21 am (UTC)
Christopher Walken died? Man that sucks, I loved him on 24.
crazedninja
Apr. 2nd, 2006 10:18 am (UTC)
Uh-oh! Looks like someone didn't check their calendar :O!
evilroadie
Apr. 2nd, 2006 05:24 am (UTC)
for a minute i thought that this was real and was in shock because he is awesome. then i remembered what day it was. well played...
marisa1039
Apr. 2nd, 2006 07:27 am (UTC)
You fooled both me, and my friend Jana. You rule. That was a good one. I'm glad it got put back up and anyone who was angry needs to have a sense of humor. It's April Fools. I'm glad I caught it.
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marisa1039
Apr. 2nd, 2006 10:58 am (UTC)
I just can't be mad at anyone who gets me with a good prank! Especially since I suck at them.
sergeant_groove
Apr. 2nd, 2006 08:35 am (UTC)
I'm glad you put this back up because I would have missed it otherwise and I found it funny. I dont see why everyone is so upset, isnt this the whole point of April Fools day? If it wernt for the fact that I realise Christopher Walken could never die from anything as feeble as sleep I would have kept beleiving this.
radioactive_man
Apr. 2nd, 2006 01:30 pm (UTC)
although a comic attempt to stand by your joke, and i do find it funny. (sorry walken fans, and i am one too) It would have been all over the news by now people.
jesus_fn_christ
Apr. 2nd, 2006 05:10 pm (UTC)
OH GOD HE DIED
chenry
Apr. 2nd, 2006 05:34 pm (UTC)
Almost got me, you almost got me.
cheesegimp
Apr. 2nd, 2006 07:49 pm (UTC)


HBGLGUAGHBGLAUGHBALGHBLAGHBHLGBGH

rescviki
Apr. 2nd, 2006 10:48 pm (UTC)
YOU IDIOTS! Are you aware of the legal ramifications of what you just did? MORONS!
toasterporn
Apr. 3rd, 2006 03:11 am (UTC)
I was about to hit someone.
randimae
Apr. 3rd, 2006 04:26 am (UTC)
boooooo.
velveeta_rox
Apr. 3rd, 2006 04:27 am (UTC)
this got me good. kudos to you.

i also thought i would make this an even forty.
wtfunkymonkey
Apr. 3rd, 2006 03:31 pm (UTC)
omg ljcut plz
bleakorpheus
Apr. 4th, 2006 12:15 am (UTC)
feeds cant ljcut
wtfunkymonkey
Apr. 12th, 2006 04:27 pm (UTC)
canurmother?
thecanuck
Aug. 15th, 2006 02:43 am (UTC)
Great jorb Homestar. You got me 4+ months after the fact. I am a doy. That's what I get for reading archives.

Seriously, I just IMDB'd him.

Truly the gift that keeps on giving.
cooan
Nov. 8th, 2006 09:20 pm (UTC)
Damn you. 8 months later and I was tricked.

I only found out the truth when I read the comments.
cooan
Nov. 8th, 2006 09:22 pm (UTC)
further: i just told a bunch of my friends that christopher walken died and linked them to this post without the comments.
habibetmisr
Mar. 30th, 2007 09:51 pm (UTC)
WTF?!
Dude. Weak. Seriously.

You shouldn't say that people are dead when they're not. That's seriously seriously messed up!

Especially someone as tallented and well-known as Christopher Walken...
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