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Steve Jobs (1955-2009)

  • Apr. 1st, 2009 at 2:39 PM
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CELEBRITY DEATH TOLL UPDATE



Sadly, this is no longer true.

Steve Jobs

Famous for:
  • Co-founding Apple Computer Inc.
  • Being smart, stylish, and square
  • Taking initiative to use his body as a promotion for Apple's thin products
Cause of death:
  • Pancreatic tumor caused pancreas to shrink once again for the 5th generation.
Age:
  • 54

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rainofbastards
Apr. 1st, 2009 07:07 pm (UTC)
April Fools?
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tim_taylor
Apr. 1st, 2009 07:11 pm (UTC)
>:(
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poptartyeti
Apr. 1st, 2009 07:20 pm (UTC)
If it is a joke, it's a really bad one.
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crazedninja
Apr. 1st, 2009 07:46 pm (UTC)
Wouldn't be surprised if it is. I'm pretty sure there was another joke post a few years ago.
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tim_taylor
Apr. 1st, 2009 08:34 pm (UTC)
there really is no way to test the validity of an april fools announcement so I guess we will never know

but they did it before on april fools, so, it is certainly a puzzler!!!
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therevsoup
Apr. 1st, 2009 11:47 pm (UTC)
Yeah. Christopher Walken. I remember it like it was yesterday.
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mechamummy
Apr. 1st, 2009 07:22 pm (UTC)
Not for a second, man, not for a second.
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evilgmbethy
Apr. 1st, 2009 07:48 pm (UTC)
not even a nanosecond
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chico_chan
Apr. 1st, 2009 09:43 pm (UTC)
Shufflesecond?

Too soon?
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boomstick
Apr. 1st, 2009 07:28 pm (UTC)
APRIL FOOOOLS
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chenry
Apr. 1st, 2009 07:44 pm (UTC)
You think you're funny, but you're not.
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buddha_stalin
Apr. 1st, 2009 10:11 pm (UTC)
What is a person like you doing in a community like this
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chenry
Apr. 1st, 2009 10:29 pm (UTC)
Posting that Abe Vigoda finally died might be funny. But the idea that an lj blog could possibly scoop the death of Steve Jobs? Pft, insult my intelligence again.
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buddha_stalin
Apr. 2nd, 2009 12:19 am (UTC)
Yeah, but then again it's just a joke
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chenry
Apr. 2nd, 2009 12:19 am (UTC)
A crummy one, that's what i'm trying to get at here.
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zebedeegoddess
Apr. 1st, 2009 07:46 pm (UTC)
LMFAO
Nice one !

Did you see this???
Apple goes completely nuts, switches Macs to Windows
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heatherface
Apr. 1st, 2009 08:22 pm (UTC)
Yawn yawn. Better than last year, I practically shit myself thinking Christopher Walken died.
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evilgmbethy
Apr. 1st, 2009 08:42 pm (UTC)
the Walken post got me hard. I think Steve Jobs is a bit ambitious to try to pull off on April 1.
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heatherface
Apr. 1st, 2009 08:46 pm (UTC)
Whoever posted the Walken thing, I seem to recall ripping them a new asshole for pulling such a prank. A funny prank would be something like "Carrot Top died! LOL PSYCHE." Not, you know, someone we'd all actually have a heart attack over.
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tim_taylor
Apr. 1st, 2009 08:49 pm (UTC)
i agree that jokes should be safe and harmless and not cause any kind of reaction
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heatherface
Apr. 1st, 2009 08:59 pm (UTC)
I get that's part of the point, but in a community like this, something to that extent can ruin someone's day. XD
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heatherface
Apr. 1st, 2009 08:59 pm (UTC)
Cry me a river, moron. Welcome to the internet.
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heatherface
Apr. 1st, 2009 11:13 pm (UTC)
Oh how cute, now you're trying to be all snarky because I didn't get the amazing message you failed to convey.
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buddha_stalin
Apr. 2nd, 2009 12:19 am (UTC)
I can confirm that you are the one that looks stupid in this exchange.
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heatherface
Apr. 2nd, 2009 12:24 am (UTC)
Sure.
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lightfromlight
Apr. 1st, 2009 09:23 pm (UTC)
Ambitious, but plausible right now, at least.
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darksorceress24
Apr. 1st, 2009 10:22 pm (UTC)
You had me for a second. Did not take me long.
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ohmy_sparrow
Apr. 1st, 2009 11:42 pm (UTC)
me too. i got really sad all of a sudden. and then i remembered it was april fools, and felt like a moron, hah.
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cyranolerapier
Apr. 1st, 2009 11:19 pm (UTC)
Internet Death Reports: SRS BZNS.
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ryanstrong
Apr. 1st, 2009 11:53 pm (UTC)
This is probably the least clever April Fool's joke I've ever seen. Pure concentrated suck and fail.
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malihalo
Apr. 2nd, 2009 01:11 am (UTC)
Also The Rock's idea for every match between him and Stone Cold.
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suburbfabulous
Apr. 2nd, 2009 09:30 am (UTC)
That was beautiful.
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the_streets
Apr. 2nd, 2009 04:58 am (UTC)
i feel like a jackass... instead of reading the comments and realizing this was a prank, i searched google for half an hour before i finally connected the dots.
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pinkerdot
Apr. 2nd, 2009 09:54 am (UTC)
Funnily enough, I didn't fall for the Christopher Walken one but I did fall for this one.
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experimilk
Apr. 2nd, 2009 01:40 pm (UTC)
this was a good joke, fuck the haters.
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