Steve Jobs (1955-2009)

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Steve Jobs (1955-2009)

Apr. 1st, 2009 at 2:39 PM

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CELEBRITY DEATH TOLL UPDATE

Sadly, this is no longer true.

Steve Jobs

Famous for:

Co-founding Apple Computer Inc.
Being smart, stylish, and square
Taking initiative to use his body as a promotion for Apple's thin products

Cause of death:

Pancreatic tumor caused pancreas to shrink once again for the 5th generation.

Age:

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Comments

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rainofbastards wrote:

Apr. 1st, 2009 07:07 pm (UTC)

April Fools?

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tim_taylor wrote:

Apr. 1st, 2009 07:11 pm (UTC)

>:(

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poptartyeti wrote:

Apr. 1st, 2009 07:20 pm (UTC)

If it is a joke, it's a really bad one.

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crazedninja wrote:

Apr. 1st, 2009 07:46 pm (UTC)

Wouldn't be surprised if it is. I'm pretty sure there was another joke post a few years ago.

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tim_taylor wrote:

Apr. 1st, 2009 08:34 pm (UTC)

there really is no way to test the validity of an april fools announcement so I guess we will never know

but they did it before on april fools, so, it is certainly a puzzler!!!

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therevsoup wrote:

Apr. 1st, 2009 11:47 pm (UTC)

Yeah. Christopher Walken. I remember it like it was yesterday.

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mechamummy wrote:

Apr. 1st, 2009 07:22 pm (UTC)

Not for a second, man, not for a second.

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evilgmbethy wrote:

Apr. 1st, 2009 07:48 pm (UTC)

not even a nanosecond

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chico_chan wrote:

Apr. 1st, 2009 09:43 pm (UTC)

Shufflesecond?

Too soon?

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boomstick wrote:

Apr. 1st, 2009 07:28 pm (UTC)

APRIL FOOOOLS

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chenry wrote:

Apr. 1st, 2009 07:44 pm (UTC)

You think you're funny, but you're not.

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buddha_stalin wrote:

Apr. 1st, 2009 10:11 pm (UTC)

What is a person like you doing in a community like this

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chenry wrote:

Apr. 1st, 2009 10:29 pm (UTC)

Posting that Abe Vigoda finally died might be funny. But the idea that an lj blog could possibly scoop the death of Steve Jobs? Pft, insult my intelligence again.

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buddha_stalin wrote:

Apr. 2nd, 2009 12:19 am (UTC)

Yeah, but then again it's just a joke

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chenry wrote:

Apr. 2nd, 2009 12:19 am (UTC)

A crummy one, that's what i'm trying to get at here.

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zebedeegoddess wrote:

Apr. 1st, 2009 07:46 pm (UTC)

LMFAO

Nice one !

Did you see this???
Apple goes completely nuts, switches Macs to Windows

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heatherface wrote:

Apr. 1st, 2009 08:22 pm (UTC)

Yawn yawn. Better than last year, I practically shit myself thinking Christopher Walken died.

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evilgmbethy wrote:

Apr. 1st, 2009 08:42 pm (UTC)

the Walken post got me hard. I think Steve Jobs is a bit ambitious to try to pull off on April 1.

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heatherface wrote:

Apr. 1st, 2009 08:46 pm (UTC)

Whoever posted the Walken thing, I seem to recall ripping them a new asshole for pulling such a prank. A funny prank would be something like "Carrot Top died! LOL PSYCHE." Not, you know, someone we'd all actually have a heart attack over.

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tim_taylor wrote:

Apr. 1st, 2009 08:49 pm (UTC)

i agree that jokes should be safe and harmless and not cause any kind of reaction

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heatherface wrote:

Apr. 1st, 2009 08:59 pm (UTC)

I get that's part of the point, but in a community like this, something to that extent can ruin someone's day. XD

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heatherface wrote:

Apr. 1st, 2009 08:59 pm (UTC)

Cry me a river, moron. Welcome to the internet.

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heatherface wrote:

Apr. 1st, 2009 11:13 pm (UTC)

Oh how cute, now you're trying to be all snarky because I didn't get the amazing message you failed to convey.

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buddha_stalin wrote:

Apr. 2nd, 2009 12:19 am (UTC)

I can confirm that you are the one that looks stupid in this exchange.

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heatherface wrote:

Apr. 2nd, 2009 12:24 am (UTC)

Sure.

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lightfromlight wrote:

Apr. 1st, 2009 09:23 pm (UTC)

Ambitious, but plausible right now, at least.

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darksorceress24 wrote:

Apr. 1st, 2009 10:22 pm (UTC)

You had me for a second. Did not take me long.

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ohmy_sparrow wrote:

Apr. 1st, 2009 11:42 pm (UTC)

me too. i got really sad all of a sudden. and then i remembered it was april fools, and felt like a moron, hah.

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cyranolerapier wrote:

Apr. 1st, 2009 11:19 pm (UTC)

Internet Death Reports: SRS BZNS.

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ryanstrong wrote:

Apr. 1st, 2009 11:53 pm (UTC)

This is probably the least clever April Fool's joke I've ever seen. Pure concentrated suck and fail.

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malihalo wrote:

Apr. 2nd, 2009 01:11 am (UTC)

Also The Rock's idea for every match between him and Stone Cold.

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suburbfabulous wrote:

Apr. 2nd, 2009 09:30 am (UTC)

That was beautiful.

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the_streets wrote:

Apr. 2nd, 2009 04:58 am (UTC)

i feel like a jackass... instead of reading the comments and realizing this was a prank, i searched google for half an hour before i finally connected the dots.

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