CELEBRITY DEATH TOLL UPDATE
GEORGE CARLIN!
FAMOUS FOR: One of the most famous and prolific stand-up comedians of all time. His comedy (for which he has won numerous awards, including four Grammys) has lent him controversy and notoriety the world over, and is probably most famous for appealing indecency charges all the way to Congress for his "Seven Words You Can't Say" bit. He has also acted in a number of movies.
CAUSE OF DEATH: Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucking motherfucking heart failure.
AGE: 71
GEORGE CARLIN!
FAMOUS FOR: One of the most famous and prolific stand-up comedians of all time. His comedy (for which he has won numerous awards, including four Grammys) has lent him controversy and notoriety the world over, and is probably most famous for appealing indecency charges all the way to Congress for his "Seven Words You Can't Say" bit. He has also acted in a number of movies.
CAUSE OF DEATH: Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucking motherfucking heart failure.
AGE: 71
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One of Carlin's recent riffs was on extraordinary end-of-life measures; death with dignity was all the rage at the time. His take?: Fuck that, hook me up to the machines, turn on the television. I'll drool on my shirt and watch Price is Right in my coma.
Shame he didn't get the chance.
69 assholes tied in a knot.
Horray!
Lizard shit!
FUCK!
FUCK FUCK FUCK!
Goodbye, Mr. Conductor.
ENJOY RANDOMLY GETTING AN EMAIL ABOUT THIS.
haha
I'm actually at the airport right now listening to his "Airport Security" bit. Wow. He was way ahead of the curve when it came to this piece. Hilarious, but true, that guy.
I mean, I was aware he was old, but I just figured like late 50's or early 60's.
Still, it's a bummer. I saw him live back when I was in 9th grade.
I'm going to go watch that guy explode in a car again.
CAUSE OF DEATH: Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucking motherfucking heart failure.
That made me sniffle a little!!!
:(
Well, Georgie, enjoy being part of the Big Electron.
seriously.. when my friend told me about this, he then said "i can see all the happiness inside you leave your body" and it was true. goodbye old friend, you will be missed.
Why is it that the funniest people in the world become the most pathetic when one of their own dies?
A soldier gets a military burial.
A sailor gets cast to sea.
An Italian person gets mourners casting themselves against the side of their coffin.
George Carlin gets a weepy, serious farewell?
He'd call each of you a shit piss fuck cunt cocksucking motherfucking asshole.
Laugh your ass off at his expense, he would have wanted it that way.
He called Carlin a motherfucker.
That was more apropos than anything I've seen anywhere.
we'll miss ya, cardinal!